The Onion Acquires Infowars in Court-Ordered Auction

Satirical publication The Onion announced its acquisition of Infowars, a platform founded by right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, on Thursday, November 14th. The purchase followed a court-ordered auction to satisfy a $1.5 billion defamation judgment won by families of Sandy Hook Elementary School victims.

The auction, mandated by a Texas judge, was part of the liquidation of Jones’s assets to address his financial obligations stemming from years of promoting conspiracy theories. The Onion, with support from the Sandy Hook families, secured the bid. Ben Collins, CEO of The Onion’s parent company, stated, “We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website,” and highlighted plans to feature content by prominent internet humorists.

Jones, in a video response, denounced the acquisition as a “total attack on free speech” and pledged to continue broadcasting on alternative platforms. He accused his critics of engaging in “lawfare” and described the event as the “tyranny of the New World Order.” Despite Infowars’ financial downfall, Jones vowed to maintain his media presence.

The acquisition has drawn widespread reactions. Robbie Parker, whose daughter was killed in the Sandy Hook shooting, called it a step toward justice, stating, “The dissolution of Infowars is the justice we have long awaited and fought for.” Attorney Chris Mattei, representing Sandy Hook families, added that the acquisition would “meaningfully hinder Jones’ ability to do more harm.”

Infowars has faced extensive criticism for its role in spreading conspiracy theories, including false claims that the 2012 Sandy Hook massacre was staged. These assertions led to the harassment of victims’ families by Jones’s followers. Although Jones later admitted the tragedy was real, his actions left a trail of devastation and prompted multiple legal actions.

With this acquisition, The Onion aims to rebrand Infowars as a satire-driven platform, marking a symbolic victory for accountability. While Jones continues to decry the sale, the reimagined Infowars represents a turning point, emphasizing the importance of truth and responsibility in the media landscape.